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(")_(")> short for pikachu. born 27 august 2018. picky eater, snack maximalist, professional sunbeam follower. co-author of every late-night refactor, by way of walking across the keyboard.





| metric | expected | observed |
|---|---|---|
| naps_per_day | 9 | 14 |
| treat_acceptance | 0.95 | 1.00 |
| food_acceptance | 0.90 | 0.42 |
| keyboard_walks_per_pr | 0 | 1.7 |
| zoom_event_3am | false | true |
| cuteness | 0.99 | 1.00 |